If Your Boyfriend Needs Jeans, Send Him This And Stop Reading

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If you're the type of guy who keeps getting nagged that your skin-tight jeans make you look like more of a ballerina than a hip indie rock drummer, here's your chance to get a new pair and please, er, everyone.

This Friday night from 6-9pm, The Denim Lounge will be hosting a Guy's Night Out shopping event that's actually worth inviting all your friends out to. Not only will the shop serve complimentary Half Acre Beer, but models — real, live, gorgeous women dressed in lingerie — will be strutting around in the store to help you with your purchase.

Granted, trying on clothes with half-naked women is pretty much your girlfriend's worst nightmare, but with the shop giving 25% off purchases, it'll make it even easier to buy that "I'm sorry I canceled our dinner reservation to have a gorgeous girl tell me which jeans fit best" apology gift.
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