Blagojevich's Hair is Guilty of Being Almost Perfect

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We just found out that Columbus Ohio-based Skreened.com is offering a t shirt depicting Rod Blagojevich's hair. The t-shirt has a juniors / very small fit and is made of perfect (almost like his hair) 100% cotton. The medium-lightweight jersey fabric is made of (like his hair) ultra-soft combed cotton. This t-shirt is retailing for $24 and can come in a variety of colors and cuts.
· Rod Blagojevich's Hair T-Shirt [Skreened]