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Frank Gargione, the snarky bitch we love to love is at it again with last minute Halloween costume ideas because slackers need to recoup ground in the spooky sector. All your friends have their costumes, and you're the only one who doesn't. Frank is here suggesting stuff. He suggests and lays out the framework for costumes ranging from the Royal Family, Reality TV, a variety of pop princesses, or an army of Karls. [Racked]