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Drop Trou With Spank! And Flirty Girl

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Everyone knows that the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy has blown up beyond recognition: it became the first book to sell over a million copies on Amazon's Kindle and has been the fastest selling book of the year; the market for bondage bedroom, ahem, accessories has skyrocketed, yada yada yada. We all know the stats and we've probably all read the books, but here's something that we think you'll love. Erotophiles, listen up.

Today marks the first day of the three week run of Spank!: The Fifty Shades Parody. It should be a rollicking, romping (bedroom romping) good time. But better times will be had when you pair up the salacious musical with Lincoln Park's Flirty Girl Fitness studio. They are offering a day-long package which includes a class on the art of the striptease (with a chair, not a pole), and an express mani or pedi for only $55. However, it's only available on Saturdays (Dec. 1, 8 and 15). When you purchase the package, you'll even get a discount code to see the show on the evening of your package purchase so that you can continue the Fifty Shades fantasy all night long. These packages will more than likely sell out quickly because, well, who doesn't wanna learn to give a better lapdance? Call Flirty Girl at 312 666 2266 to reserve.
· Flirty Girl Fitness [Official Site]

Flirty Girl Fitness

2215 N Halsted, Chicago IL