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According to Amazon.com your grandparents are still getting a little "brown chicken brown cow" from their after dinner literature. In this report, E.L. James' Fifty Shades ranked the #1 product on the site for the 2012 holiday season. Yup, your grandma is kinky. For other top sellers like NFL garden gnomes and fun facts about Christmas Story Leg Lamps head over here. Shoutout for the photoshopping. [Racked]