Anti-Valentine's Day Cake Decorating Class Will Likely Have Black Frosting and Emotional Eating

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Give Me Some Sugar, Roscoe Village's one-stop shop location for all things dessert decorating is anti-celebrating Valentine’s Day with a number of fun offerings that will make you want to shake it like a Polaroid on the dance floor. For instance, on February 14th at 6:30 fuck the roses, forget the chocolates, cards & dinner. Blah. Blah. Blah. The only thing you need to bring is your Best Worst Date story for sharing to take part in their special Anti-Valentines Day Basic Cake Decorating Class. The instructor will demonstrate how to level, cut, fill and assemble a pre-made cake and color buttercream with gel color including black. From there, learn the proper way to crumb coat a cake, fill a piping bag, use a coupler, exchange tips and various piping techniques including rosettes, shell border, dots and handwriting letters of disgust (in frosting) to your ex. Then, take your delicious and beautiful creation home with you or throw it at your ex's fugly face.
· Give Me Some Sugar [Official Site]