No Blood or Semen For You

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Lady Gaga's first "fragrance," was originally going to have notes of blood and semen. Yay? But not now, may be a little less cray according to Racked National. Let's all think about an "expensive hooker" -maybe a little less Red Head Piano Bar and Tavern on Rush and a little more SoHo House with easy-to-clean patent leather couches. The fragrance is supposed to come out in two months coinciding with Vogue's September Issue of which her sweet punum graces the cover. Maybe it's a good thing that it won't smell like blood and semen - especially if The September Issue is a scratch n' sniff. [Racked]