"Fishes Wear the Simplest Clothes Also"

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We're not telling you to be a fish, nor is Karl saying that fish wear clothes, we're just pointing out that the wisdom of Karl matters to the future of the universe. And if your closet is your universe, you best wise up and sign up for the Racked Newsletter. It'll let you in on who is having the best sales, what stores are opening and the hottest retail gossip in the city. It's as simple as this: