Uber Large

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A lot of you wish you had one, but just weren't endowed by the big G upstairs. But technology these days makes ANYTHING possible. Enter UBER: Everyone's favorite answer to a taxi service has now gone BIG. That's right. You can now request an UBER SUV if you happen to feel a little, well, short. If you've got a party with you to accompany the one that's in your pants, you can open your app to request an UBER that's bigger and blacker than the towncar or taxi. But be prepared to pay the price of having a big one: $14 base price and $4.50 per mile if you're rolling over 11 mph. Yes, being well endowed has its costs. -J'nai Gaither [Racked Inbox]