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Chicago native Kanye West and his baby mama (his words, not our's) Kim Kardashian just had their first child, and while we couldn't be happier for the couple, our mind is on fashion.
Our biggest question? What kind of awesomely ridiculous things will this kid wear? We know the new parents will favor pricey goods, so we've compiled a gallery of the most extravagant baby items we could find.
- This Moncler coat is right up the new parents' alley: expensive, flashy, and not quite necessary. $335, Moncler
- Because of course. $170, Gucci
- Baby may take a few years to grow into this, but it's the truest replica of the Lanvin dress Kim wore while preggers we've found. $930, Lanvin<
- We all know it's only a matter of time before baby starts donning animal print. $90, Cavalli
- Though it's more muted than either the styles both parents favor, we hope they'll dress their daughter in something like this D&G for special occasions.$435,
- This bib is the key to channeling her daddy. $18.49, Perpetual Kid
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