Racked is no longer publishing. Thank you to everyone who read our work over the years. The archives will remain available here; for new stories, head over to Vox.com, where our staff is covering consumer culture for The Goods by Vox. You can also see what we’re up to by signing up here.
Share this story
- Store owner Molly Hillenbrand Vernon set a shining example with her answer: "Sparkles."
- Monica Royer and Brian Bloom of children's line Monica + Andy are thinkin' "Delta."
- Amalie Drury, the Chicago editor of PureWow, would name her celebrity baby Aladdin. "His life would be a magic carpet ride."
- Never a square, artist and Salon Series founder JC Steinbrunner would choose the name "Cylinder." (He's also Amalie's husband, so may we suggest "Cyl-ad-inder" as a compromise?)
- Samantha Saifer Berngard of PR firm Boldface Chicago would name her celebrity baby "Cuddles."
- Freelance writer Jo Aaron would be driven to name her celebrity child "Bentley."
- Amber McCulloch of fashion blog Style Plus Curves stuck with the night's 'Alice in Wonderland' theme by choosing the name "Topiary Heart."
- Elaina Vazquez of Boutique Bites Catering provided the evening's treats, and would give her celebrity baby a delicious name: "Tangerine."
- Katie Weber Schroeder, deputy editor of 'CS' magazine, isn't telling the names she has picked out for her real baby—but if it were a celebrity baby, the child's name would be "Taffy."